Friendship is when...

>Alice... has never reacted to sweaty me
>Emily doesn't even notice when I look like I've just ran in from a thunderstorm on a very hot day.
>Eunice doesn't start laughing so hard she can no longer tell me what's funny because of my slight dripping problem.
>Jessica looks at my perspiration and doesn't say a thingle sing (intentional).
>Michelle pretends she isn't laughing at my home-made Lynx ad replication.
>Tiffany has clammy hands and doesn't mind that mine are similarly clammy.
>Winnie still pats me even though I'm visibly sweating like a fountain (of youth), smell gross and I am simultaneously sniffing my snot back up and spluttering germs left right and centre.
>[sarcastic tone] Vicki decides not to wash her hands in order to preserve my youth dew on her palm. [without sarcasm] Accepts that me and Michelle's pushing are signs of affection.
>Victoria doesn't say "ewe...shelLEE"


Now share yours!

Vicki:
Friendship is when...
-Shelley doesn't mind that I'm invading her personal space, and she comes up with grand plans with me, and when she tugs on my hair, rips up paper and throws it at me, chucks her grape(s) at me and gets grape juice all over my neck
-Michelle and I are laughing together :) Or deep in discussion! And she doesn't mind when I'm in one of my (rare) hyper moods and I'm getting a little too close for comfort and I'm trying to be her siamese twin.
-Jessica smiles at me when I'm in Maths Ext in the morning and she's standing outside at her locker
-Alice attacks me when she's trying to convince Michelle that McFly aren't past their prime, and are still a cool band. I, have no idea who the heck McFly are. OR when Michelle impersonates her, and Alice smacks me instead!
-Winnie finally remembers to return my Pooh bear costume! :)
-Eunice thinks I'm a weirdo but is too nice to say anything
- Tiffany wears my present for her photo on her Learner's Permit :)
-Victoria reminds me of that time I had a giant zit on my nose, and tells me that I'm more yellow than Catherine!

Jessica:
Friendship is when...
- Shelley hits me when she wants to tell me something, then forgets what she wants to say.
- Tiffany joins me in staring at people to weird them out
- Vicki lets me mess up her hair and poke her in the side to make her go 'ooh'
- Michelle doesn't mind me singing badly off tune about how much I hate english and laughs
- Emily randomly talks about animals in eco and gives me looks when I swear
- Winnie hits Shelley when I say something to offend her
- Victoria joins me in making fun of Shelley because of what the photo lady said
- Eunice looks at me weirdly when I say stuff and laughs at me when I'm an idiot
- Alice never once tells me I'm strange or retarded, even though deep inside she's probably going WTF?

Michelle:
Friendship is when...
- Shelley educates me in many oddities of life! I never knew people used to pose with corpses in photographs. >< Yes, it's a beautiful thing Shelley...
- Vicki flinches from my homicidal pen actions :D Admit it, being stabbed by a ballpoint pen would be an awesome reason to go to hospital for. Oh, and almost always being a sane person to talk to! :)
- Alice pokes my cheeks and says Pop! Random huggles are lovely too.
- Jessica is an entertainer at english even though my face says i'm not being entertained.
- Tiffany put up with my awful singing at her party!!
- Eunice doesn't move away when she just happens to sit next to me when I'm crazy and burping.
- Emily is an adorable sweetheart and brightens my mood when she says hello!
- Victoria, ooh sharing those delicious Japanese candy with us.
- Winnie inspires me to be fob as she is so pretty now!

<3 Winnie's
Friendship is when:
- Emily doesn't complain everytime i glare at her when she says something weird or wrong. (Sorry em i dont mean to glare ^^)
- Shelley listens to all the weird things i do and not only is she not scared she is worried about me.
- Victoria is on her highs, which is oh so infectious.
- Tiffany becomes more and more fobbier due to my influence.
- Eunice informs us of interesting things.
- Vicki when she doesnt complain when i forget to bring the pooh costume.
- Alice when she listens intently to my weird ideas in English about a poem.
- Jessica when she rememebers little details that you tell her.
- Michelle when she smiles as it is so pretty.

Eunice's
> Alice calls me an alien.
> Emily ignores all those obscene words.
> Jessica puts up with my random laughing and singing.
> Michelle puts up with my sneezing at recess.
> Shelley lets me insult her.
> Tiffany lets me insult her music.
> Vicki lets me butt into your interesting conversations with Michelle because I'm rather nosy.
> Victoria is resistant to my insanity.
> Winnie didn't mind me singing horribly at DOE camp.