So, you write a story (recount?) about a daydream you have of someone you like (in any sense of the word like).
Just edit this post and add to the bottom.
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Jess
I open my eyes and discover that I’m here again. I suppose I should describe where here is. Just give me a second so that I can come down from the euphoria I experience every time I’m here.
Ok. I’m ready.
Do you have a place that you can go to whenever you’re feeling down or you just want a little peace and quiet? It’s hard to find places like that nowadays. Especially living in a house with so many other people. So I decided to utilise my imagination for something useful. Daydreaming.
I do it a lot. It’s the only way that I don’t go crazy with all the thoughts going through my mind. It’s like a jumble of everything, running around crazily, with no sense of direction. Eventually, I don’t think I would’ve been able to think straight if I wasn’t able to come here.
And we’re back to that again. Where is here? I suppose it’s my special spot. I don’t think either of you guys would be able to imagine it, even if I tried to describe it to you. It’s unique. I’m sure that you guys all have your own unique spot. I’ll try and describe it anyway.
The first thing that you can see is a hill. It’s not a large hill, but large enough so that I can lie down comfortably and watch the clouds pass by. Another thing, the clouds are endless, no matter which way I turn, I can always see a cloud. And you should see the sun! It’s always near sunset when I get to here. And the colours on the sky are just so captivating and beautiful; it makes me wish I never had to leave.
By now, you’re probably wondering what this has to do with a daydream of someone I like. Be patient, I’m getting there.
I always arrive a few metres away from the ideal cloud watching spot, so I have a little time to walk there and lie down. Today’s different though. As I’m walking there, I notice someone’s already there, lying in the spot that’s reserved for me only. At first, I’m angry, how can they intrude on my private time? Then I remember that this is my imagination, they can’t be here without me wanting them to be.
I’m curious as to who it is. It’s like they can sense my thoughts because they sit up and look straight at me. They smile at me and I find myself smiling back. It’s hard to believe that they’re actually here. They pat the spot next to them and I lie down, holding their hand firmly in mine.
It’s amazing how comfortable it is with them here. Before I’d only been here myself, deriving comfort from the tranquility of the place, but now I found myself getting the comfort from listening to them murmur in my ear, talking about nonsensical things and watching the clouds go by together.
It’s nice.
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♫
It's my direction
It's my proposal
It's so hard
It's leading me astray
My obsession
It's my creation
You'll understand
It's not important now
All I need is
Co-ordination
I can't imagine
My destination
My intention
Ask my opinion
But no excuse
My feelings still remain
My feelings still remain
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Sky Fell Over Me
Lee
♪ Now hold on to me pretty baby
If you want to fly
I’m gonna melt the fever sugar
Rolling back your eyes
So what's it gonna take?
Silver shadow believer....
Spock rocker with your dirty eyes ♪
I’m shaken. She’s Jackie. She opened the doors to a different world and my world in shades of grey, elaborately transformed to something magical. I used to think “You are the one”. Now I just think she’s the Weather Girl. I wish we would Turn to Real Life. That’s my daydream.
She’s my RocketShip. Made away with my Elastic heart in her pocket after I whispered; “I promise you walls”.
♥ to my paper jesus.
There will be no waiting…I’m so over her
Because I want you.
(Placebo for good measure. After all, We are pilots).
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Good morning imaginary constructs! -Alex Drake, Ashes to Ashes
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Life is a dream from which only death awakens us.
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21 November 2008
15 November 2008
Inspirational Quotes from an Inspirational Blog
No that inspiration blog isn't us but we will soon be there!
I stumbled across this lovely collection of quotes that make be bubble and fizzle on the inside.
17 Inspirational Quotes on People Skills by Henrik Edberg
my fav: "Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight" oh ♥
I stumbled across this lovely collection of quotes that make be bubble and fizzle on the inside.
17 Inspirational Quotes on People Skills by Henrik Edberg
my fav: "Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight" oh ♥
13 November 2008
Racism is kicking
Some chick walked past me today and randomly goes; "Fucking asians". I almost started laughing purely because it was a stupid thing to say.
Well after a chuckle, what do you think about asian girls and different races?
My sister was in QLD a couple of months back and while she was in the bathroom, two white girls saw her and started bitching about her and asians in general. My sister, being the type to avoid fights, let this go and headed outside where she told her friend about this. Type A personality friend hhas a screaming competition with them.
Your thoughts on Racism in Australia?
Well after a chuckle, what do you think about asian girls and different races?
My sister was in QLD a couple of months back and while she was in the bathroom, two white girls saw her and started bitching about her and asians in general. My sister, being the type to avoid fights, let this go and headed outside where she told her friend about this. Type A personality friend hhas a screaming competition with them.
Your thoughts on Racism in Australia?
06 November 2008
Polyvore Nation
Simple bud of an Idea: we use polyvore to generate an outfit, scenery or a collection of items given a theme. We then use the polyvore generated piece to write a short paragraph of creative writing associated with or inspired by the piece.
Excellent Idea from MiHo: Use the edit post function to add your pretties to the same post instead of making multiple ones!
Click to Start
To kick off:
Theme: Nerd/Geek Chic (in honor of the much too frilly SC)
Here's Mine: "Naughty Secretary"
Naughty Secretary by nancyandtoy
She enjoys toying with her boss, it puts him in a difficult position. Her co-workers often ask; "Are you free this Saturday?". She just as often replies in the negative and with a delicious swing of her hips, she is gone. She spends the day flirting with clients on the phone while searching for costume jewellery online.
Michelle's
Nerd Time by velvet-kiss
Molly loves maths. Ever since she was six years old she decided that she wanted to be a NASA aerodynamics engineer. Although the boys at school would never admit it they secretly loved the way she awkwardly stands by herself at the bus stop, they way she chews her pen in concentration and the light scattering of freckles on her button nose. Her favourite food is cheese and she wishes that George Gabriel Stokes was still alive.
Jess'
Popular Nerd by kyuubinaru
She's hot, popular and she knows it...at least that's what she wants you to think. When she's out with friends, she's perfect. She knows her brands, she's got the right amount of bitchiness and she's great to hang around. At home, back off, she's a total nerd at heart and will murder you if you get between her and her equations.
Eunice's
green greenie by smackerals
Carys' one of those bloody multitasking-good-at-everything-on-the-artsy-side-of-things people. She's rubbbish at maths. But that doesn't matter. She's currently writing a novel. A songwriter too, influenced by The Beatles (minus the drugs). After all, her name means 'love' and All You Need is Love. Carys is very concerned about the state of the Earth and is actively involved in local environmental organisation.
andy by tofee apples
Meet Andy. If she wasn't too cute she could almost pass for a guy. She's bold, daring and chooses to live on the wild side of life. She'd never be caught dead in a proper dress. But sometimes her inner self shows her feminine side, when she loves nothing better than having a fabulous pair of high heel shoes and lovely lingerie. She's cool, energetic, full of action, you name it. On the other hand if you truly knew her, you'd know that Andy puts up a fierce personality to hide her fragile emotions.
Excellent Idea from MiHo: Use the edit post function to add your pretties to the same post instead of making multiple ones!
Click to Start
To kick off:
Theme: Nerd/Geek Chic (in honor of the much too frilly SC)
Here's Mine: "Naughty Secretary"
Naughty Secretary by nancyandtoy
She enjoys toying with her boss, it puts him in a difficult position. Her co-workers often ask; "Are you free this Saturday?". She just as often replies in the negative and with a delicious swing of her hips, she is gone. She spends the day flirting with clients on the phone while searching for costume jewellery online.
Michelle's
Nerd Time by velvet-kiss
Molly loves maths. Ever since she was six years old she decided that she wanted to be a NASA aerodynamics engineer. Although the boys at school would never admit it they secretly loved the way she awkwardly stands by herself at the bus stop, they way she chews her pen in concentration and the light scattering of freckles on her button nose. Her favourite food is cheese and she wishes that George Gabriel Stokes was still alive.
Jess'
Popular Nerd by kyuubinaru
She's hot, popular and she knows it...at least that's what she wants you to think. When she's out with friends, she's perfect. She knows her brands, she's got the right amount of bitchiness and she's great to hang around. At home, back off, she's a total nerd at heart and will murder you if you get between her and her equations.
Eunice's
green greenie by smackerals
Carys' one of those bloody multitasking-good-at-everything-on-the-artsy-side-of-things people. She's rubbbish at maths. But that doesn't matter. She's currently writing a novel. A songwriter too, influenced by The Beatles (minus the drugs). After all, her name means 'love' and All You Need is Love. Carys is very concerned about the state of the Earth and is actively involved in local environmental organisation.
andy by tofee apples
Meet Andy. If she wasn't too cute she could almost pass for a guy. She's bold, daring and chooses to live on the wild side of life. She'd never be caught dead in a proper dress. But sometimes her inner self shows her feminine side, when she loves nothing better than having a fabulous pair of high heel shoes and lovely lingerie. She's cool, energetic, full of action, you name it. On the other hand if you truly knew her, you'd know that Andy puts up a fierce personality to hide her fragile emotions.
Horrorshow
In Winnie's recent definition of friends: "someone you will go out of your way to be with". I get it, you don't love horror movies but the thrill is something we all crave. We like drama and we can't live without stirring trouble so why not get this out of your system and join us in a celebration of faux horrors on a screen. No harm could possibly be done to you where characters exist on screen. If the windows start to rattle, if the telephone rings, if the radio mysteriously turns on and only static is heard, if there is a knock at the door, if there is a pattering of foosteps in the room behind us, we'll still all be together.
It is common courtesy that you join us in our celebration of all that is macabre and sweetly bloody, just as I have taken it in my stride to join you in your lovely fob gatherings.
Date: 21st Friday. Where we'll travel with the host to her house after school.
Film: Nightmare on Elm Street (though this is flexible with any choices you might have)
Comment if you're interested in coming!
With ♥ and blood lust.
It is common courtesy that you join us in our celebration of all that is macabre and sweetly bloody, just as I have taken it in my stride to join you in your lovely fob gatherings.
Date: 21st Friday. Where we'll travel with the host to her house after school.
Film: Nightmare on Elm Street (though this is flexible with any choices you might have)
Comment if you're interested in coming!
With ♥ and blood lust.
05 November 2008
04 November 2008
03 November 2008
Friendship
Ok. This is in response to jess's previous two posts. I visited urban dictionary and found this.. its pretty sweet
Friendship
True friendship is not when you go to school and hang around with someone just because you have no one else to chill with.
Its not calling someone up when your bored because they are fun to talk to but because you want to.
Its not when you cant think of a birthday gift and end up buying your friend a wal-mart gift card.
Is not when you have to talk to someone about something you don't particularly care about (like how much snow we got last year) to avoid an awkward silence.
Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy.
A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner.
They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with.
Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too.
Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement.
Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
Friendship is when your love for someone exceeds your need for them.
Friendship
True friendship is not when you go to school and hang around with someone just because you have no one else to chill with.
Its not calling someone up when your bored because they are fun to talk to but because you want to.
Its not when you cant think of a birthday gift and end up buying your friend a wal-mart gift card.
Is not when you have to talk to someone about something you don't particularly care about (like how much snow we got last year) to avoid an awkward silence.
Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy.
A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner.
They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with.
Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too.
Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement.
Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
Friendship is when your love for someone exceeds your need for them.
Just something I thought of...
Oh yeah..just wanted to say that this is dedicated to Vicki..it's meant to be her 'prize' for guessing the changes correctly..so yeah.
I dreamed a dream today.
It was just me again, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. Somehow I knew that this dream would be different from the ones that I’d had before. But right now, everything looked the same. It was still just me, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. It wasn’t until I felt someone, rather some people lay down next to me that I realised what was different.
I wasn’t alone this time.
They all turned to smile at me and I gave them a gentle smile of my own. Their presence seemed to resonate throughout my soul and I could feel the beginnings of a large smile on my lips. The ten of us lay on the grass, staring at the clouds, sometimes pointing at some cloud shaped object and asking each other what we could see. I stayed quiet, content to listen to them ramble on about nonsensical things, until someone elbowed me, signaling that they’d asked me a question. I cocked my head to the side and asked them what the question was. They pointed to the lone cloud in the sky.
“What do you think it looks like?”
I looked at the fluffy, white blob, trying to decipher what it could possible represent. It wasn’t until a few minutes later when I noticed everyone looking at me expectantly that I realised what it was. I chuckled to myself and flopped back on the grass. Everyone sighed and did the same.
“It’s friendship.”
And at that moment, we all understood that this was what friendship was. Being able to feel at ease in each other’s company, being able to express what we wanted without fear that someone would laugh. This was friendship. Total and unconditional love for each other.
And I realised that I never wanted to wake up from this dream.
I dreamed a dream today.
It was just me again, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. Somehow I knew that this dream would be different from the ones that I’d had before. But right now, everything looked the same. It was still just me, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. It wasn’t until I felt someone, rather some people lay down next to me that I realised what was different.
I wasn’t alone this time.
They all turned to smile at me and I gave them a gentle smile of my own. Their presence seemed to resonate throughout my soul and I could feel the beginnings of a large smile on my lips. The ten of us lay on the grass, staring at the clouds, sometimes pointing at some cloud shaped object and asking each other what we could see. I stayed quiet, content to listen to them ramble on about nonsensical things, until someone elbowed me, signaling that they’d asked me a question. I cocked my head to the side and asked them what the question was. They pointed to the lone cloud in the sky.
“What do you think it looks like?”
I looked at the fluffy, white blob, trying to decipher what it could possible represent. It wasn’t until a few minutes later when I noticed everyone looking at me expectantly that I realised what it was. I chuckled to myself and flopped back on the grass. Everyone sighed and did the same.
“It’s friendship.”
And at that moment, we all understood that this was what friendship was. Being able to feel at ease in each other’s company, being able to express what we wanted without fear that someone would laugh. This was friendship. Total and unconditional love for each other.
And I realised that I never wanted to wake up from this dream.
02 November 2008
Interesting Definitions
Ok..this idea was spawned from Shelley who told me to look up Asian on Urban Dictionary.
Asian:
a) person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. Ivy League college oriented
6. some can break dance and rap
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do
b) the race with the hottest girls.
c) a person who is more advanced and sees in widescreen hi-def, this makes asians good snipers. this is also why Jackie Chan can see anybody coming at him.
d) A race where a majority of them are intelligent. People who call them nerds are just sad that they get fucked up grades when Asians get A's and B's. Like all races, there are ugly people, with ugly Asians probably being the most grotesque. But the pretty Asians look the prettiest in contrast. They are the ones who invented the best of everything, like cell phones, cars, computers, etc.
e)The epitome of perfect hotness
None can compare
Hail the asians for their superiority and we also produce the cutest babies. Especially if they are mixed.
We Pwn all.
Excel at everything,
All your bases are belong to us.
So after getting laughs from the retarded definitions on this site..I decided why the heck don't I search up our names and see what turns up (Michelle..I've already been through this with you, but bear with me) So alphabetically (just so you know, i didn't write any of these..so if you take offence to them..it's not my fault!! But i'll try to soften the blow by putting nice ones as well as not so nice ones):
Alice:
a) a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does.
b) A very cool person! Generally rocks and has very gorgeous hair and a gud style. Many friends, a HOTTIE!
c) a paticurly nice cheese sandwich
d) A random peice of hair that often falls into your face at inconvenient times.
e) Humorous nickname to a male who is acting like woman.
Emily:
a) slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
b) The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
c) A person who says totally inapropriate things to other people, especially people called david. She is renound for making sexual references constantly.
d) To do something stupid, i.e walk into a lamppost, burn the carpet etc
e) The ability to write 8 pages in only 2 hours.
Eunice:
a) a name of a fine ass chick ever
b) Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.
c) applies mainly to woman, the crazy voice in the back of your head that makes you rationalize unrational acts when feeling rejected by the opposite sex.
d) being inside of a place compiled of walls all around you.
e) A girl's name; which in Greek means "Happy Victory".
Jessica:
a) A girl who likes to steal other people's boyfriends. Sleeps around, but often gets rejected lots.
b) Jessica is one of the coolest people ever! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart!
c) some one not afraid to piss any where or on anyone.
d) a jessica is a male that is trapped in a womans body. all jessicas have secret identities as being men in their past/post life.
e) the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.
Michelle:
a) Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
b) one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
c) A gorgeous girl who is very sweet and funny. Likes to change her hair a lot.
d) A disgustingly conceited man who pretends to be a woman. If indeed a woman usually attracted to the same sex.
e) She is smart, nice, and funny and her name is synonomous for "everything nice".
Tiffany:
a) Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.
b) She is attracted to skater-fags and hangs out with a relatively outgoing group of girls. She likes to drown herself in her music and typically hates life. She's extremely energetic. When she's happy, you know it. If she's depressed.. just stare at her.. she'll get mad/happy.. JUST DO IT, you'll see.. It's like when you tickle any girl.. they get mad and tell you to stop, while they're still laughing.
c) to be skinny in adolesence and suddenly become obese
d) Retard, idiot, does stupid things, trips over nothing
e) A sexy girl, usually blonde or brunette, whom is outgoing but sometimes shy
Shelley:
a) A person of this name are usually Gemini with split personalities. A quiet and gentle side sometimes over shadowed by a Angelica like playful personality.
b) The act of sexing up an overly confident person.
c) A male dressed in female clothing. This person can often be seen stopping cars to flash drivers and blowing seductive kisses in the way of dogs.
d) Someone who believes that the whole world revolves around them and does not realise that they have no life.
e) Someone who likes to eat shit from their toilet. Caution is advised when talking to someone with this name as their breath is horrible.
Vicki:
a) An extremely sexy person, who is known to be promiscuous.
b) One of the many types of widely distributed indigenious horny mammals native to southwest britain, northeast cambodia, central Africa, Sub Saharan deserts, mines of Australia, tombs of Egypt, caves of India and university residences.
c) Someone who secretly likes to flash people
d) A big fat ball of human jelly that has to rolled from one place to another. Friends with this person must have a lot of stamina because they have to constantly roll this ball around.
e) Someone who likes to play with themselves.
Victoria:
a) The name given to female children so they might one day look up the meaning and see that it means "victor" so they eventually turn into nasty little spoiled brats.
b) Really Really Asian.
c) a simple accident, or event that leads to pain. An experience that leads to stress or frustration. A stupid, yet laughable situation in life.
d) pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as ballin as victoria but in many cases do not succeed. victorias are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...there basically goddesses and are super gorgeous!
e) In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.
Winnie:
a) Someone who tries to make people laugh but fails.
b) Someone who can't keep their fingers out of their 'honeypot'
c) Calm and beautiful, this person represents the serenity in your life.
d) Someone who jumps around a lot without stopping. May seem strange to those around her.
e) Someone who makes violent hand gestures that threaten to damage your eyes.
Well I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed it!
Asian:
a) person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. Ivy League college oriented
6. some can break dance and rap
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do
b) the race with the hottest girls.
c) a person who is more advanced and sees in widescreen hi-def, this makes asians good snipers. this is also why Jackie Chan can see anybody coming at him.
d) A race where a majority of them are intelligent. People who call them nerds are just sad that they get fucked up grades when Asians get A's and B's. Like all races, there are ugly people, with ugly Asians probably being the most grotesque. But the pretty Asians look the prettiest in contrast. They are the ones who invented the best of everything, like cell phones, cars, computers, etc.
e)The epitome of perfect hotness
None can compare
Hail the asians for their superiority and we also produce the cutest babies. Especially if they are mixed.
We Pwn all.
Excel at everything,
All your bases are belong to us.
So after getting laughs from the retarded definitions on this site..I decided why the heck don't I search up our names and see what turns up (Michelle..I've already been through this with you, but bear with me) So alphabetically (just so you know, i didn't write any of these..so if you take offence to them..it's not my fault!! But i'll try to soften the blow by putting nice ones as well as not so nice ones):
Alice:
a) a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does.
b) A very cool person! Generally rocks and has very gorgeous hair and a gud style. Many friends, a HOTTIE!
c) a paticurly nice cheese sandwich
d) A random peice of hair that often falls into your face at inconvenient times.
e) Humorous nickname to a male who is acting like woman.
Emily:
a) slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
b) The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
c) A person who says totally inapropriate things to other people, especially people called david. She is renound for making sexual references constantly.
d) To do something stupid, i.e walk into a lamppost, burn the carpet etc
e) The ability to write 8 pages in only 2 hours.
Eunice:
a) a name of a fine ass chick ever
b) Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.
c) applies mainly to woman, the crazy voice in the back of your head that makes you rationalize unrational acts when feeling rejected by the opposite sex.
d) being inside of a place compiled of walls all around you.
e) A girl's name; which in Greek means "Happy Victory".
Jessica:
a) A girl who likes to steal other people's boyfriends. Sleeps around, but often gets rejected lots.
b) Jessica is one of the coolest people ever! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart!
c) some one not afraid to piss any where or on anyone.
d) a jessica is a male that is trapped in a womans body. all jessicas have secret identities as being men in their past/post life.
e) the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.
Michelle:
a) Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
b) one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
c) A gorgeous girl who is very sweet and funny. Likes to change her hair a lot.
d) A disgustingly conceited man who pretends to be a woman. If indeed a woman usually attracted to the same sex.
e) She is smart, nice, and funny and her name is synonomous for "everything nice".
Tiffany:
a) Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.
b) She is attracted to skater-fags and hangs out with a relatively outgoing group of girls. She likes to drown herself in her music and typically hates life. She's extremely energetic. When she's happy, you know it. If she's depressed.. just stare at her.. she'll get mad/happy.. JUST DO IT, you'll see.. It's like when you tickle any girl.. they get mad and tell you to stop, while they're still laughing.
c) to be skinny in adolesence and suddenly become obese
d) Retard, idiot, does stupid things, trips over nothing
e) A sexy girl, usually blonde or brunette, whom is outgoing but sometimes shy
Shelley:
a) A person of this name are usually Gemini with split personalities. A quiet and gentle side sometimes over shadowed by a Angelica like playful personality.
b) The act of sexing up an overly confident person.
c) A male dressed in female clothing. This person can often be seen stopping cars to flash drivers and blowing seductive kisses in the way of dogs.
d) Someone who believes that the whole world revolves around them and does not realise that they have no life.
e) Someone who likes to eat shit from their toilet. Caution is advised when talking to someone with this name as their breath is horrible.
Vicki:
a) An extremely sexy person, who is known to be promiscuous.
b) One of the many types of widely distributed indigenious horny mammals native to southwest britain, northeast cambodia, central Africa, Sub Saharan deserts, mines of Australia, tombs of Egypt, caves of India and university residences.
c) Someone who secretly likes to flash people
d) A big fat ball of human jelly that has to rolled from one place to another. Friends with this person must have a lot of stamina because they have to constantly roll this ball around.
e) Someone who likes to play with themselves.
Victoria:
a) The name given to female children so they might one day look up the meaning and see that it means "victor" so they eventually turn into nasty little spoiled brats.
b) Really Really Asian.
c) a simple accident, or event that leads to pain. An experience that leads to stress or frustration. A stupid, yet laughable situation in life.
d) pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as ballin as victoria but in many cases do not succeed. victorias are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...there basically goddesses and are super gorgeous!
e) In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.
Winnie:
a) Someone who tries to make people laugh but fails.
b) Someone who can't keep their fingers out of their 'honeypot'
c) Calm and beautiful, this person represents the serenity in your life.
d) Someone who jumps around a lot without stopping. May seem strange to those around her.
e) Someone who makes violent hand gestures that threaten to damage your eyes.
Well I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed it!
01 November 2008
Dear Sugar Buns: Relationships
Some of us really need to read this (well me, but it would be nice if everyone read this). I'm serious.
Emphasis on the third and last point.
How to Improve Your Relationships
Emphasis on the third and last point.
How to Improve Your Relationships
Battle !?
Anyway to continue to make this tournament fair, Winnie and Shelley shall have a rematch- against each other. At the same time, Vicki vs Eunice will take place! Please vote (fairly!)! ;)
edit: oooh the polls aren't displaying, so if anyone could edit this post to include them the battle can be underway!
Lee: If anyone wants to add polls in future, you have to finish making the poll, on the side there's an option for flash poll. Select that and copy html.
edit: oooh the polls aren't displaying, so if anyone could edit this post to include them the battle can be underway!
Lee: If anyone wants to add polls in future, you have to finish making the poll, on the side there's an option for flash poll. Select that and copy html.
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21 November 2008
Daydreaming stories
So, you write a story (recount?) about a daydream you have of someone you like (in any sense of the word like).
Just edit this post and add to the bottom.
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Jess
I open my eyes and discover that I’m here again. I suppose I should describe where here is. Just give me a second so that I can come down from the euphoria I experience every time I’m here.
Ok. I’m ready.
Do you have a place that you can go to whenever you’re feeling down or you just want a little peace and quiet? It’s hard to find places like that nowadays. Especially living in a house with so many other people. So I decided to utilise my imagination for something useful. Daydreaming.
I do it a lot. It’s the only way that I don’t go crazy with all the thoughts going through my mind. It’s like a jumble of everything, running around crazily, with no sense of direction. Eventually, I don’t think I would’ve been able to think straight if I wasn’t able to come here.
And we’re back to that again. Where is here? I suppose it’s my special spot. I don’t think either of you guys would be able to imagine it, even if I tried to describe it to you. It’s unique. I’m sure that you guys all have your own unique spot. I’ll try and describe it anyway.
The first thing that you can see is a hill. It’s not a large hill, but large enough so that I can lie down comfortably and watch the clouds pass by. Another thing, the clouds are endless, no matter which way I turn, I can always see a cloud. And you should see the sun! It’s always near sunset when I get to here. And the colours on the sky are just so captivating and beautiful; it makes me wish I never had to leave.
By now, you’re probably wondering what this has to do with a daydream of someone I like. Be patient, I’m getting there.
I always arrive a few metres away from the ideal cloud watching spot, so I have a little time to walk there and lie down. Today’s different though. As I’m walking there, I notice someone’s already there, lying in the spot that’s reserved for me only. At first, I’m angry, how can they intrude on my private time? Then I remember that this is my imagination, they can’t be here without me wanting them to be.
I’m curious as to who it is. It’s like they can sense my thoughts because they sit up and look straight at me. They smile at me and I find myself smiling back. It’s hard to believe that they’re actually here. They pat the spot next to them and I lie down, holding their hand firmly in mine.
It’s amazing how comfortable it is with them here. Before I’d only been here myself, deriving comfort from the tranquility of the place, but now I found myself getting the comfort from listening to them murmur in my ear, talking about nonsensical things and watching the clouds go by together.
It’s nice.
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♫
It's my direction
It's my proposal
It's so hard
It's leading me astray
My obsession
It's my creation
You'll understand
It's not important now
All I need is
Co-ordination
I can't imagine
My destination
My intention
Ask my opinion
But no excuse
My feelings still remain
My feelings still remain
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Sky Fell Over Me
Lee
♪ Now hold on to me pretty baby
If you want to fly
I’m gonna melt the fever sugar
Rolling back your eyes
So what's it gonna take?
Silver shadow believer....
Spock rocker with your dirty eyes ♪
I’m shaken. She’s Jackie. She opened the doors to a different world and my world in shades of grey, elaborately transformed to something magical. I used to think “You are the one”. Now I just think she’s the Weather Girl. I wish we would Turn to Real Life. That’s my daydream.
She’s my RocketShip. Made away with my Elastic heart in her pocket after I whispered; “I promise you walls”.
♥ to my paper jesus.
There will be no waiting…I’m so over her
Because I want you.
(Placebo for good measure. After all, We are pilots).
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Good morning imaginary constructs! -Alex Drake, Ashes to Ashes
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Life is a dream from which only death awakens us.
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Just edit this post and add to the bottom.
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Jess
I open my eyes and discover that I’m here again. I suppose I should describe where here is. Just give me a second so that I can come down from the euphoria I experience every time I’m here.
Ok. I’m ready.
Do you have a place that you can go to whenever you’re feeling down or you just want a little peace and quiet? It’s hard to find places like that nowadays. Especially living in a house with so many other people. So I decided to utilise my imagination for something useful. Daydreaming.
I do it a lot. It’s the only way that I don’t go crazy with all the thoughts going through my mind. It’s like a jumble of everything, running around crazily, with no sense of direction. Eventually, I don’t think I would’ve been able to think straight if I wasn’t able to come here.
And we’re back to that again. Where is here? I suppose it’s my special spot. I don’t think either of you guys would be able to imagine it, even if I tried to describe it to you. It’s unique. I’m sure that you guys all have your own unique spot. I’ll try and describe it anyway.
The first thing that you can see is a hill. It’s not a large hill, but large enough so that I can lie down comfortably and watch the clouds pass by. Another thing, the clouds are endless, no matter which way I turn, I can always see a cloud. And you should see the sun! It’s always near sunset when I get to here. And the colours on the sky are just so captivating and beautiful; it makes me wish I never had to leave.
By now, you’re probably wondering what this has to do with a daydream of someone I like. Be patient, I’m getting there.
I always arrive a few metres away from the ideal cloud watching spot, so I have a little time to walk there and lie down. Today’s different though. As I’m walking there, I notice someone’s already there, lying in the spot that’s reserved for me only. At first, I’m angry, how can they intrude on my private time? Then I remember that this is my imagination, they can’t be here without me wanting them to be.
I’m curious as to who it is. It’s like they can sense my thoughts because they sit up and look straight at me. They smile at me and I find myself smiling back. It’s hard to believe that they’re actually here. They pat the spot next to them and I lie down, holding their hand firmly in mine.
It’s amazing how comfortable it is with them here. Before I’d only been here myself, deriving comfort from the tranquility of the place, but now I found myself getting the comfort from listening to them murmur in my ear, talking about nonsensical things and watching the clouds go by together.
It’s nice.
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♫
It's my direction
It's my proposal
It's so hard
It's leading me astray
My obsession
It's my creation
You'll understand
It's not important now
All I need is
Co-ordination
I can't imagine
My destination
My intention
Ask my opinion
But no excuse
My feelings still remain
My feelings still remain
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Sky Fell Over Me
Lee
♪ Now hold on to me pretty baby
If you want to fly
I’m gonna melt the fever sugar
Rolling back your eyes
So what's it gonna take?
Silver shadow believer....
Spock rocker with your dirty eyes ♪
I’m shaken. She’s Jackie. She opened the doors to a different world and my world in shades of grey, elaborately transformed to something magical. I used to think “You are the one”. Now I just think she’s the Weather Girl. I wish we would Turn to Real Life. That’s my daydream.
She’s my RocketShip. Made away with my Elastic heart in her pocket after I whispered; “I promise you walls”.
♥ to my paper jesus.
There will be no waiting…I’m so over her
Because I want you.
(Placebo for good measure. After all, We are pilots).
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Good morning imaginary constructs! -Alex Drake, Ashes to Ashes
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Life is a dream from which only death awakens us.
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15 November 2008
Inspirational Quotes from an Inspirational Blog
No that inspiration blog isn't us but we will soon be there!
I stumbled across this lovely collection of quotes that make be bubble and fizzle on the inside.
17 Inspirational Quotes on People Skills by Henrik Edberg
my fav: "Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight" oh ♥
I stumbled across this lovely collection of quotes that make be bubble and fizzle on the inside.
17 Inspirational Quotes on People Skills by Henrik Edberg
my fav: "Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight" oh ♥
13 November 2008
Racism is kicking
Some chick walked past me today and randomly goes; "Fucking asians". I almost started laughing purely because it was a stupid thing to say.
Well after a chuckle, what do you think about asian girls and different races?
My sister was in QLD a couple of months back and while she was in the bathroom, two white girls saw her and started bitching about her and asians in general. My sister, being the type to avoid fights, let this go and headed outside where she told her friend about this. Type A personality friend hhas a screaming competition with them.
Your thoughts on Racism in Australia?
Well after a chuckle, what do you think about asian girls and different races?
My sister was in QLD a couple of months back and while she was in the bathroom, two white girls saw her and started bitching about her and asians in general. My sister, being the type to avoid fights, let this go and headed outside where she told her friend about this. Type A personality friend hhas a screaming competition with them.
Your thoughts on Racism in Australia?
06 November 2008
Polyvore Nation
Simple bud of an Idea: we use polyvore to generate an outfit, scenery or a collection of items given a theme. We then use the polyvore generated piece to write a short paragraph of creative writing associated with or inspired by the piece.
Excellent Idea from MiHo: Use the edit post function to add your pretties to the same post instead of making multiple ones!
Click to Start
To kick off:
Theme: Nerd/Geek Chic (in honor of the much too frilly SC)
Here's Mine: "Naughty Secretary"
Naughty Secretary by nancyandtoy
She enjoys toying with her boss, it puts him in a difficult position. Her co-workers often ask; "Are you free this Saturday?". She just as often replies in the negative and with a delicious swing of her hips, she is gone. She spends the day flirting with clients on the phone while searching for costume jewellery online.
Michelle's
Nerd Time by velvet-kiss
Molly loves maths. Ever since she was six years old she decided that she wanted to be a NASA aerodynamics engineer. Although the boys at school would never admit it they secretly loved the way she awkwardly stands by herself at the bus stop, they way she chews her pen in concentration and the light scattering of freckles on her button nose. Her favourite food is cheese and she wishes that George Gabriel Stokes was still alive.
Jess'
Popular Nerd by kyuubinaru
She's hot, popular and she knows it...at least that's what she wants you to think. When she's out with friends, she's perfect. She knows her brands, she's got the right amount of bitchiness and she's great to hang around. At home, back off, she's a total nerd at heart and will murder you if you get between her and her equations.
Eunice's
green greenie by smackerals
Carys' one of those bloody multitasking-good-at-everything-on-the-artsy-side-of-things people. She's rubbbish at maths. But that doesn't matter. She's currently writing a novel. A songwriter too, influenced by The Beatles (minus the drugs). After all, her name means 'love' and All You Need is Love. Carys is very concerned about the state of the Earth and is actively involved in local environmental organisation.
andy by tofee apples
Meet Andy. If she wasn't too cute she could almost pass for a guy. She's bold, daring and chooses to live on the wild side of life. She'd never be caught dead in a proper dress. But sometimes her inner self shows her feminine side, when she loves nothing better than having a fabulous pair of high heel shoes and lovely lingerie. She's cool, energetic, full of action, you name it. On the other hand if you truly knew her, you'd know that Andy puts up a fierce personality to hide her fragile emotions.
Excellent Idea from MiHo: Use the edit post function to add your pretties to the same post instead of making multiple ones!
Click to Start
To kick off:
Theme: Nerd/Geek Chic (in honor of the much too frilly SC)
Here's Mine: "Naughty Secretary"
Naughty Secretary by nancyandtoy
She enjoys toying with her boss, it puts him in a difficult position. Her co-workers often ask; "Are you free this Saturday?". She just as often replies in the negative and with a delicious swing of her hips, she is gone. She spends the day flirting with clients on the phone while searching for costume jewellery online.
Michelle's
Nerd Time by velvet-kiss
Molly loves maths. Ever since she was six years old she decided that she wanted to be a NASA aerodynamics engineer. Although the boys at school would never admit it they secretly loved the way she awkwardly stands by herself at the bus stop, they way she chews her pen in concentration and the light scattering of freckles on her button nose. Her favourite food is cheese and she wishes that George Gabriel Stokes was still alive.
Jess'
Popular Nerd by kyuubinaru
She's hot, popular and she knows it...at least that's what she wants you to think. When she's out with friends, she's perfect. She knows her brands, she's got the right amount of bitchiness and she's great to hang around. At home, back off, she's a total nerd at heart and will murder you if you get between her and her equations.
Eunice's
green greenie by smackerals
Carys' one of those bloody multitasking-good-at-everything-on-the-artsy-side-of-things people. She's rubbbish at maths. But that doesn't matter. She's currently writing a novel. A songwriter too, influenced by The Beatles (minus the drugs). After all, her name means 'love' and All You Need is Love. Carys is very concerned about the state of the Earth and is actively involved in local environmental organisation.
andy by tofee apples
Meet Andy. If she wasn't too cute she could almost pass for a guy. She's bold, daring and chooses to live on the wild side of life. She'd never be caught dead in a proper dress. But sometimes her inner self shows her feminine side, when she loves nothing better than having a fabulous pair of high heel shoes and lovely lingerie. She's cool, energetic, full of action, you name it. On the other hand if you truly knew her, you'd know that Andy puts up a fierce personality to hide her fragile emotions.
Horrorshow
In Winnie's recent definition of friends: "someone you will go out of your way to be with". I get it, you don't love horror movies but the thrill is something we all crave. We like drama and we can't live without stirring trouble so why not get this out of your system and join us in a celebration of faux horrors on a screen. No harm could possibly be done to you where characters exist on screen. If the windows start to rattle, if the telephone rings, if the radio mysteriously turns on and only static is heard, if there is a knock at the door, if there is a pattering of foosteps in the room behind us, we'll still all be together.
It is common courtesy that you join us in our celebration of all that is macabre and sweetly bloody, just as I have taken it in my stride to join you in your lovely fob gatherings.
Date: 21st Friday. Where we'll travel with the host to her house after school.
Film: Nightmare on Elm Street (though this is flexible with any choices you might have)
Comment if you're interested in coming!
With ♥ and blood lust.
It is common courtesy that you join us in our celebration of all that is macabre and sweetly bloody, just as I have taken it in my stride to join you in your lovely fob gatherings.
Date: 21st Friday. Where we'll travel with the host to her house after school.
Film: Nightmare on Elm Street (though this is flexible with any choices you might have)
Comment if you're interested in coming!
With ♥ and blood lust.
05 November 2008
04 November 2008
03 November 2008
Friendship
Ok. This is in response to jess's previous two posts. I visited urban dictionary and found this.. its pretty sweet
Friendship
True friendship is not when you go to school and hang around with someone just because you have no one else to chill with.
Its not calling someone up when your bored because they are fun to talk to but because you want to.
Its not when you cant think of a birthday gift and end up buying your friend a wal-mart gift card.
Is not when you have to talk to someone about something you don't particularly care about (like how much snow we got last year) to avoid an awkward silence.
Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy.
A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner.
They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with.
Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too.
Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement.
Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
Friendship is when your love for someone exceeds your need for them.
Friendship
True friendship is not when you go to school and hang around with someone just because you have no one else to chill with.
Its not calling someone up when your bored because they are fun to talk to but because you want to.
Its not when you cant think of a birthday gift and end up buying your friend a wal-mart gift card.
Is not when you have to talk to someone about something you don't particularly care about (like how much snow we got last year) to avoid an awkward silence.
Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy.
A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner.
They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with.
Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too.
Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement.
Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
Friendship is when your love for someone exceeds your need for them.
Just something I thought of...
Oh yeah..just wanted to say that this is dedicated to Vicki..it's meant to be her 'prize' for guessing the changes correctly..so yeah.
I dreamed a dream today.
It was just me again, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. Somehow I knew that this dream would be different from the ones that I’d had before. But right now, everything looked the same. It was still just me, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. It wasn’t until I felt someone, rather some people lay down next to me that I realised what was different.
I wasn’t alone this time.
They all turned to smile at me and I gave them a gentle smile of my own. Their presence seemed to resonate throughout my soul and I could feel the beginnings of a large smile on my lips. The ten of us lay on the grass, staring at the clouds, sometimes pointing at some cloud shaped object and asking each other what we could see. I stayed quiet, content to listen to them ramble on about nonsensical things, until someone elbowed me, signaling that they’d asked me a question. I cocked my head to the side and asked them what the question was. They pointed to the lone cloud in the sky.
“What do you think it looks like?”
I looked at the fluffy, white blob, trying to decipher what it could possible represent. It wasn’t until a few minutes later when I noticed everyone looking at me expectantly that I realised what it was. I chuckled to myself and flopped back on the grass. Everyone sighed and did the same.
“It’s friendship.”
And at that moment, we all understood that this was what friendship was. Being able to feel at ease in each other’s company, being able to express what we wanted without fear that someone would laugh. This was friendship. Total and unconditional love for each other.
And I realised that I never wanted to wake up from this dream.
I dreamed a dream today.
It was just me again, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. Somehow I knew that this dream would be different from the ones that I’d had before. But right now, everything looked the same. It was still just me, lying in the grass, staring at the clouds. It wasn’t until I felt someone, rather some people lay down next to me that I realised what was different.
I wasn’t alone this time.
They all turned to smile at me and I gave them a gentle smile of my own. Their presence seemed to resonate throughout my soul and I could feel the beginnings of a large smile on my lips. The ten of us lay on the grass, staring at the clouds, sometimes pointing at some cloud shaped object and asking each other what we could see. I stayed quiet, content to listen to them ramble on about nonsensical things, until someone elbowed me, signaling that they’d asked me a question. I cocked my head to the side and asked them what the question was. They pointed to the lone cloud in the sky.
“What do you think it looks like?”
I looked at the fluffy, white blob, trying to decipher what it could possible represent. It wasn’t until a few minutes later when I noticed everyone looking at me expectantly that I realised what it was. I chuckled to myself and flopped back on the grass. Everyone sighed and did the same.
“It’s friendship.”
And at that moment, we all understood that this was what friendship was. Being able to feel at ease in each other’s company, being able to express what we wanted without fear that someone would laugh. This was friendship. Total and unconditional love for each other.
And I realised that I never wanted to wake up from this dream.
02 November 2008
Interesting Definitions
Ok..this idea was spawned from Shelley who told me to look up Asian on Urban Dictionary.
Asian:
a) person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. Ivy League college oriented
6. some can break dance and rap
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do
b) the race with the hottest girls.
c) a person who is more advanced and sees in widescreen hi-def, this makes asians good snipers. this is also why Jackie Chan can see anybody coming at him.
d) A race where a majority of them are intelligent. People who call them nerds are just sad that they get fucked up grades when Asians get A's and B's. Like all races, there are ugly people, with ugly Asians probably being the most grotesque. But the pretty Asians look the prettiest in contrast. They are the ones who invented the best of everything, like cell phones, cars, computers, etc.
e)The epitome of perfect hotness
None can compare
Hail the asians for their superiority and we also produce the cutest babies. Especially if they are mixed.
We Pwn all.
Excel at everything,
All your bases are belong to us.
So after getting laughs from the retarded definitions on this site..I decided why the heck don't I search up our names and see what turns up (Michelle..I've already been through this with you, but bear with me) So alphabetically (just so you know, i didn't write any of these..so if you take offence to them..it's not my fault!! But i'll try to soften the blow by putting nice ones as well as not so nice ones):
Alice:
a) a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does.
b) A very cool person! Generally rocks and has very gorgeous hair and a gud style. Many friends, a HOTTIE!
c) a paticurly nice cheese sandwich
d) A random peice of hair that often falls into your face at inconvenient times.
e) Humorous nickname to a male who is acting like woman.
Emily:
a) slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
b) The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
c) A person who says totally inapropriate things to other people, especially people called david. She is renound for making sexual references constantly.
d) To do something stupid, i.e walk into a lamppost, burn the carpet etc
e) The ability to write 8 pages in only 2 hours.
Eunice:
a) a name of a fine ass chick ever
b) Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.
c) applies mainly to woman, the crazy voice in the back of your head that makes you rationalize unrational acts when feeling rejected by the opposite sex.
d) being inside of a place compiled of walls all around you.
e) A girl's name; which in Greek means "Happy Victory".
Jessica:
a) A girl who likes to steal other people's boyfriends. Sleeps around, but often gets rejected lots.
b) Jessica is one of the coolest people ever! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart!
c) some one not afraid to piss any where or on anyone.
d) a jessica is a male that is trapped in a womans body. all jessicas have secret identities as being men in their past/post life.
e) the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.
Michelle:
a) Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
b) one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
c) A gorgeous girl who is very sweet and funny. Likes to change her hair a lot.
d) A disgustingly conceited man who pretends to be a woman. If indeed a woman usually attracted to the same sex.
e) She is smart, nice, and funny and her name is synonomous for "everything nice".
Tiffany:
a) Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.
b) She is attracted to skater-fags and hangs out with a relatively outgoing group of girls. She likes to drown herself in her music and typically hates life. She's extremely energetic. When she's happy, you know it. If she's depressed.. just stare at her.. she'll get mad/happy.. JUST DO IT, you'll see.. It's like when you tickle any girl.. they get mad and tell you to stop, while they're still laughing.
c) to be skinny in adolesence and suddenly become obese
d) Retard, idiot, does stupid things, trips over nothing
e) A sexy girl, usually blonde or brunette, whom is outgoing but sometimes shy
Shelley:
a) A person of this name are usually Gemini with split personalities. A quiet and gentle side sometimes over shadowed by a Angelica like playful personality.
b) The act of sexing up an overly confident person.
c) A male dressed in female clothing. This person can often be seen stopping cars to flash drivers and blowing seductive kisses in the way of dogs.
d) Someone who believes that the whole world revolves around them and does not realise that they have no life.
e) Someone who likes to eat shit from their toilet. Caution is advised when talking to someone with this name as their breath is horrible.
Vicki:
a) An extremely sexy person, who is known to be promiscuous.
b) One of the many types of widely distributed indigenious horny mammals native to southwest britain, northeast cambodia, central Africa, Sub Saharan deserts, mines of Australia, tombs of Egypt, caves of India and university residences.
c) Someone who secretly likes to flash people
d) A big fat ball of human jelly that has to rolled from one place to another. Friends with this person must have a lot of stamina because they have to constantly roll this ball around.
e) Someone who likes to play with themselves.
Victoria:
a) The name given to female children so they might one day look up the meaning and see that it means "victor" so they eventually turn into nasty little spoiled brats.
b) Really Really Asian.
c) a simple accident, or event that leads to pain. An experience that leads to stress or frustration. A stupid, yet laughable situation in life.
d) pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as ballin as victoria but in many cases do not succeed. victorias are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...there basically goddesses and are super gorgeous!
e) In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.
Winnie:
a) Someone who tries to make people laugh but fails.
b) Someone who can't keep their fingers out of their 'honeypot'
c) Calm and beautiful, this person represents the serenity in your life.
d) Someone who jumps around a lot without stopping. May seem strange to those around her.
e) Someone who makes violent hand gestures that threaten to damage your eyes.
Well I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed it!
Asian:
a) person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. Ivy League college oriented
6. some can break dance and rap
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do
b) the race with the hottest girls.
c) a person who is more advanced and sees in widescreen hi-def, this makes asians good snipers. this is also why Jackie Chan can see anybody coming at him.
d) A race where a majority of them are intelligent. People who call them nerds are just sad that they get fucked up grades when Asians get A's and B's. Like all races, there are ugly people, with ugly Asians probably being the most grotesque. But the pretty Asians look the prettiest in contrast. They are the ones who invented the best of everything, like cell phones, cars, computers, etc.
e)The epitome of perfect hotness
None can compare
Hail the asians for their superiority and we also produce the cutest babies. Especially if they are mixed.
We Pwn all.
Excel at everything,
All your bases are belong to us.
So after getting laughs from the retarded definitions on this site..I decided why the heck don't I search up our names and see what turns up (Michelle..I've already been through this with you, but bear with me) So alphabetically (just so you know, i didn't write any of these..so if you take offence to them..it's not my fault!! But i'll try to soften the blow by putting nice ones as well as not so nice ones):
Alice:
a) a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does.
b) A very cool person! Generally rocks and has very gorgeous hair and a gud style. Many friends, a HOTTIE!
c) a paticurly nice cheese sandwich
d) A random peice of hair that often falls into your face at inconvenient times.
e) Humorous nickname to a male who is acting like woman.
Emily:
a) slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
b) The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
c) A person who says totally inapropriate things to other people, especially people called david. She is renound for making sexual references constantly.
d) To do something stupid, i.e walk into a lamppost, burn the carpet etc
e) The ability to write 8 pages in only 2 hours.
Eunice:
a) a name of a fine ass chick ever
b) Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.
c) applies mainly to woman, the crazy voice in the back of your head that makes you rationalize unrational acts when feeling rejected by the opposite sex.
d) being inside of a place compiled of walls all around you.
e) A girl's name; which in Greek means "Happy Victory".
Jessica:
a) A girl who likes to steal other people's boyfriends. Sleeps around, but often gets rejected lots.
b) Jessica is one of the coolest people ever! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart!
c) some one not afraid to piss any where or on anyone.
d) a jessica is a male that is trapped in a womans body. all jessicas have secret identities as being men in their past/post life.
e) the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.
Michelle:
a) Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
b) one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
c) A gorgeous girl who is very sweet and funny. Likes to change her hair a lot.
d) A disgustingly conceited man who pretends to be a woman. If indeed a woman usually attracted to the same sex.
e) She is smart, nice, and funny and her name is synonomous for "everything nice".
Tiffany:
a) Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.
b) She is attracted to skater-fags and hangs out with a relatively outgoing group of girls. She likes to drown herself in her music and typically hates life. She's extremely energetic. When she's happy, you know it. If she's depressed.. just stare at her.. she'll get mad/happy.. JUST DO IT, you'll see.. It's like when you tickle any girl.. they get mad and tell you to stop, while they're still laughing.
c) to be skinny in adolesence and suddenly become obese
d) Retard, idiot, does stupid things, trips over nothing
e) A sexy girl, usually blonde or brunette, whom is outgoing but sometimes shy
Shelley:
a) A person of this name are usually Gemini with split personalities. A quiet and gentle side sometimes over shadowed by a Angelica like playful personality.
b) The act of sexing up an overly confident person.
c) A male dressed in female clothing. This person can often be seen stopping cars to flash drivers and blowing seductive kisses in the way of dogs.
d) Someone who believes that the whole world revolves around them and does not realise that they have no life.
e) Someone who likes to eat shit from their toilet. Caution is advised when talking to someone with this name as their breath is horrible.
Vicki:
a) An extremely sexy person, who is known to be promiscuous.
b) One of the many types of widely distributed indigenious horny mammals native to southwest britain, northeast cambodia, central Africa, Sub Saharan deserts, mines of Australia, tombs of Egypt, caves of India and university residences.
c) Someone who secretly likes to flash people
d) A big fat ball of human jelly that has to rolled from one place to another. Friends with this person must have a lot of stamina because they have to constantly roll this ball around.
e) Someone who likes to play with themselves.
Victoria:
a) The name given to female children so they might one day look up the meaning and see that it means "victor" so they eventually turn into nasty little spoiled brats.
b) Really Really Asian.
c) a simple accident, or event that leads to pain. An experience that leads to stress or frustration. A stupid, yet laughable situation in life.
d) pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as ballin as victoria but in many cases do not succeed. victorias are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...there basically goddesses and are super gorgeous!
e) In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.
Winnie:
a) Someone who tries to make people laugh but fails.
b) Someone who can't keep their fingers out of their 'honeypot'
c) Calm and beautiful, this person represents the serenity in your life.
d) Someone who jumps around a lot without stopping. May seem strange to those around her.
e) Someone who makes violent hand gestures that threaten to damage your eyes.
Well I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed it!
01 November 2008
Dear Sugar Buns: Relationships
Some of us really need to read this (well me, but it would be nice if everyone read this). I'm serious.
Emphasis on the third and last point.
How to Improve Your Relationships
Emphasis on the third and last point.
How to Improve Your Relationships
Battle !?
Anyway to continue to make this tournament fair, Winnie and Shelley shall have a rematch- against each other. At the same time, Vicki vs Eunice will take place! Please vote (fairly!)! ;)
edit: oooh the polls aren't displaying, so if anyone could edit this post to include them the battle can be underway!
Lee: If anyone wants to add polls in future, you have to finish making the poll, on the side there's an option for flash poll. Select that and copy html.
edit: oooh the polls aren't displaying, so if anyone could edit this post to include them the battle can be underway!
Lee: If anyone wants to add polls in future, you have to finish making the poll, on the side there's an option for flash poll. Select that and copy html.
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