Interesting Definitions

Ok..this idea was spawned from Shelley who told me to look up Asian on Urban Dictionary.

Asian:
a) person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. Ivy League college oriented
6. some can break dance and rap
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do

b) the race with the hottest girls.

c) a person who is more advanced and sees in widescreen hi-def, this makes asians good snipers. this is also why Jackie Chan can see anybody coming at him.

d) A race where a majority of them are intelligent. People who call them nerds are just sad that they get fucked up grades when Asians get A's and B's. Like all races, there are ugly people, with ugly Asians probably being the most grotesque. But the pretty Asians look the prettiest in contrast. They are the ones who invented the best of everything, like cell phones, cars, computers, etc.

e)The epitome of perfect hotness
None can compare
Hail the asians for their superiority and we also produce the cutest babies. Especially if they are mixed.
We Pwn all.
Excel at everything,
All your bases are belong to us.


So after getting laughs from the retarded definitions on this site..I decided why the heck don't I search up our names and see what turns up (Michelle..I've already been through this with you, but bear with me) So alphabetically (just so you know, i didn't write any of these..so if you take offence to them..it's not my fault!! But i'll try to soften the blow by putting nice ones as well as not so nice ones):

Alice:
a) a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does.
b) A very cool person! Generally rocks and has very gorgeous hair and a gud style. Many friends, a HOTTIE!
c) a paticurly nice cheese sandwich
d) A random peice of hair that often falls into your face at inconvenient times.
e) Humorous nickname to a male who is acting like woman.

Emily:
a) slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
b) The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
c) A person who says totally inapropriate things to other people, especially people called david. She is renound for making sexual references constantly.
d) To do something stupid, i.e walk into a lamppost, burn the carpet etc
e) The ability to write 8 pages in only 2 hours.

Eunice:
a) a name of a fine ass chick ever
b) Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.
c) applies mainly to woman, the crazy voice in the back of your head that makes you rationalize unrational acts when feeling rejected by the opposite sex.
d) being inside of a place compiled of walls all around you.
e) A girl's name; which in Greek means "Happy Victory".

Jessica:
a) A girl who likes to steal other people's boyfriends. Sleeps around, but often gets rejected lots.
b) Jessica is one of the coolest people ever! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart!
c) some one not afraid to piss any where or on anyone.
d) a jessica is a male that is trapped in a womans body. all jessicas have secret identities as being men in their past/post life.
e) the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.

Michelle:
a) Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
b) one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
c) A gorgeous girl who is very sweet and funny. Likes to change her hair a lot.
d) A disgustingly conceited man who pretends to be a woman. If indeed a woman usually attracted to the same sex.
e) She is smart, nice, and funny and her name is synonomous for "everything nice".

Tiffany:
a) Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.
b) She is attracted to skater-fags and hangs out with a relatively outgoing group of girls. She likes to drown herself in her music and typically hates life. She's extremely energetic. When she's happy, you know it. If she's depressed.. just stare at her.. she'll get mad/happy.. JUST DO IT, you'll see.. It's like when you tickle any girl.. they get mad and tell you to stop, while they're still laughing.
c) to be skinny in adolesence and suddenly become obese
d) Retard, idiot, does stupid things, trips over nothing
e) A sexy girl, usually blonde or brunette, whom is outgoing but sometimes shy

Shelley:
a) A person of this name are usually Gemini with split personalities. A quiet and gentle side sometimes over shadowed by a Angelica like playful personality.
b) The act of sexing up an overly confident person.
c) A male dressed in female clothing. This person can often be seen stopping cars to flash drivers and blowing seductive kisses in the way of dogs.
d) Someone who believes that the whole world revolves around them and does not realise that they have no life.
e) Someone who likes to eat shit from their toilet. Caution is advised when talking to someone with this name as their breath is horrible.

Vicki:
a) An extremely sexy person, who is known to be promiscuous.
b) One of the many types of widely distributed indigenious horny mammals native to southwest britain, northeast cambodia, central Africa, Sub Saharan deserts, mines of Australia, tombs of Egypt, caves of India and university residences.
c) Someone who secretly likes to flash people
d) A big fat ball of human jelly that has to rolled from one place to another. Friends with this person must have a lot of stamina because they have to constantly roll this ball around.
e) Someone who likes to play with themselves.

Victoria:
a) The name given to female children so they might one day look up the meaning and see that it means "victor" so they eventually turn into nasty little spoiled brats.
b) Really Really Asian.
c) a simple accident, or event that leads to pain. An experience that leads to stress or frustration. A stupid, yet laughable situation in life.
d) pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as ballin as victoria but in many cases do not succeed. victorias are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...there basically goddesses and are super gorgeous!
e) In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.

Winnie:
a) Someone who tries to make people laugh but fails.
b) Someone who can't keep their fingers out of their 'honeypot'
c) Calm and beautiful, this person represents the serenity in your life.
d) Someone who jumps around a lot without stopping. May seem strange to those around her.
e) Someone who makes violent hand gestures that threaten to damage your eyes.

Well I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed it!